Monday Miscellany: Noah K, Carrot Clarinets, and Run-DMC

Remember 1998? That’s when Gary Coleman summoned ‘N SYNC to save Christmas. What’s really weird is that I have that same green vinyl suit at home. [via Jezebel]
Want more energy? Change your socks. Huh. [via Zen Habits]
Think the carrot clarinet is something? Meet the entire veg orchestra. [via John Lombard]
I live next door to a Noah K. But not this one. Noah Kalina has taken a picture of himself everyday for the past decade. [via Kitsune Noir]
Learning new words can be easy, if you use sex, drugs, and swearing in your definitions. NSFW, if people read small font over your shoulders. [via Buzzfeed]
Sure there’s a war and a recession on, but NPR isn’t afraid to tackle the REALLY big questions of our day. Gotta love ‘em. [via NPR]
And finally, it’s Christmas in Hollis and Jack Frost’s chillin’: Run-DMC has got the Christmas spirit. [via Jezebel]